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8 million signed up for Obamacare. They expected 7.1 million, so now 900,000 seniors will die because of health insurance rationing.


Chelsea Clinton to name her baby Benghazi as an SEO prank on conservatives.


Next up on Fox & Friends: Chelsea Clinton is expecting, so would Hillary be a bad grandmother if she runs in 2016 instead of babysitting?


The goal was 7.1 million Obamacare signups, but 8 million signed up, so obviously the extra 900,000 are getting nothing for all their money.


Next up on Fox News: Obama said his goal was 7.1 million Obamacare signups, but 8 million signed up. Did too many people sign up?


8 million people signed up for Obamacare, but the joke’s on them when the Death Panels disappear them for exceeding their deductible.


Society of Actuaries estimates low Obamacare premium hikes, though Rick Perry dismissed it saying “What do a bunch of secretaries know?”


New York City considering $15 minimum wage, but don’t worry, the law won’t apply to hookers for Wall Street tycoons.


New Gallup poll shows 12 million insured by Obamacare, but the good news is they’ll all be behind bars when President Cruz outlaws it.


Bullies were caught on tape tormenting a teen in Pennsylvania, so authorities moved quickly and convicted the victim for wiretapping.